You are about to take a journey. Let me guide you out of the present and into the future, taking an occasional byway through the sideways. Allow me to lead you into realms that are not of our world, but are of worlds only somewhat similar to our own. These are places in which the realities have been stretched, twisted, abused, and sometimes smashed.

Come and explore a tangled universe, a disturbing, skin-shedding universe, a world where footwear choice is everything, a reality with… no, wait. Not like this. You must plunge deeper. Full immersion.

Take my hand. Let me be your eyes. For you may not trust your own.